pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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