Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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