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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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