My brain says no but my pants say off.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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