why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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