i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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