My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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