Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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