I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It was confusing and full of hummus
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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