Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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