The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
