Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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