It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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