what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize