I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
