so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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