whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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