We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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