One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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