I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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