Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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