So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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