what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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