At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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