thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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