we're blogging at a bar
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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