Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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