After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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