Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
