Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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