Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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