How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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