the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I have post one night stand depression
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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