Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just found puke in my bra..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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