So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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