She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
There are leaves in my underwear?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
