508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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