Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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