Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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