mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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