People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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