She even gives head with a lisp.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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