They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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