office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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