Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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