Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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