TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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