Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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