is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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