And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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