Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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