Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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