ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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