Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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