Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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