is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize