you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
