The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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