I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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