he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
